Tuesday, January 17, 2012

skinny time

I saw some of the pictures from my birthday and they're not flattering at all. My arms look like chicken drumsticks and I have no definition in my jawline. How utterly attractive right?

I've been thinking about it for the past few days and about my game plan to get skinny.

Get a gym pass? I hate lugging around gym clothes and I hate and fear the gym.

Yoga at home? Lack of discipline.

Boot camp? Tried it and failed. Twice.

Get a gym buddy? Failed it with ex-boyfriend, failed it with Trace, failed it with S and failed it with Monster and just always plain old failed.

Thinking about it have been stressing me out so here I am eating chocolate mousse and doing my nails and still pondering about how I am going to get thin.

Dear universe, why can't I just be naturally thin? WHY?

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